muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 1, 2021

muddy nest

Dude where you shit on a moe and smear it in with your ass

faggets get this alot, you wash it out by pissing on the shit and wiping it with your ass

by MINGER May 13, 2005

muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man

Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.

by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024

muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls

Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack

Person 1: How did you deal with that bully?
Person 2: Had to give him a Muddy Mussolini.

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.

Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"

by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025