Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Mitjo Milkshake

The act of when you piss, shit, and ejaculate in someone named Mitjo's ass, then proceeding to ass fuck them until its all mixed. Then letting him shit out the residue and serve it in a frosty cold glass.

Tony: Dude I pulled a crazy prank on Paul last night... I went into the bedroom with his boyfriend Mitjo last night to make a Mitjo Milkshake and forced him to drink it.

by gu.gusu69 April 4, 2024

Rancid Milkshake

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection, or worse, a girl with a yeast infection turns out to be a squirter.

Straw is optional.

I had a rancid milkshake last night.

by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014

Bathtub Milkshake

When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)

My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night

by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 22, 2023

Strawberry Milkshake

When you ejaculate in a female while on her period and suck it all out with a straw

I had this freaky chick last night that tried to give me a Strawberry Milkshake

by Clayman April 14, 2019