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maya is a very loyal friend. she will always stand by your side. even if you break her heart one day the next she will be your friend. mayas can be very annoying at times but tolerable.
by space.lover.993987 March 27, 2023
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Mayas, are statistically closeted homosexuals. They tend to initially be not super out-going at the first, but still fun to be around, but once a Maya gets comfortable they tend to show their true colours, if you know what I mean. Mayas tend to be nice and caring people, but have what is basically movie standards in men, as well as poor music taste. They have a high likely hood, to be bedding your mother, and MOST Mayas will actively brag about their night to you in their face. Also, they are very easily addicted to vaping as well as alcohol. Most people can easily see them being abusive mothers in the future, that are constantly drunk. They will also go full hunter mode on you if you withdraw their vape away from them. If you ever have a Maya in your life, for your own safety as well as your families, remove them from your life immediately.
Maya: Have you seen my vape?
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)

Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.
by 7x47 June 19, 2024
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A Maya (also known as a short, pretty Spanish Girl) is known for several distinct traits that are often seen on a daily basis. These include: kindness, helpfulness, selflessness, and minor amounts of psychopathy. Maya is known to be one of the nicest people you would ever know, and despite how hateful and terrible her parents are, she defies them by being the amazing person she is. Anybody that is fortunate enough to be her friend will find her to be the most loyal, kind person you could ever meet.
Oh look, that’s Maya! She’s killing more cows!
by Fallout Penguin June 20, 2024
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Maya's are the type of people who divorce their husbands because he cheated on her with sex dolls, also makes her kids wear tights and usually Jewish.(not always)
Look at thoughs kids must of been raised by a maya
by crashoutgod July 8, 2024
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Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors
guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly
by dudelovescake July 11, 2024
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Maya curse

a curse where someone can't type properly
hey gusy Imn board
Maya curse: can't type properly
by dudelovescake July 11, 2024
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by Titiyaya3355 July 12, 2024
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