Loaf of chaos

Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos

"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

Sugar loafed

Getting it up the bum by a welsh sheep up the sugarloaf mountain aka a sheep shagger.

He got absolutely slizzered last night, he ended up getting bloody sugar loafed what a nonce.

by Welsh69 April 22, 2019

Fent loaf

When a cat is high on catnip, non responsive and is resting in a position of a loaf. Associated with the term "fent fold".

-Yo... You see that cat fent loafing over there?

by Shapaklyak April 12, 2025

loaf

name for boys who are soft bitches

he a loaf.

by Lila and Ariana September 30, 2023

Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.

Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."

by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025

Loaf

Loaf is a synonym for bread,paper,cheese,stacks,racks,spiff,cash,money,greenbacks, dead presidents,etc..

As Russel Westbrook made the game winning shot in the last few seconds he whispered under his breath "loaf" because he knew his shot was on the money.

by Tear Drop Drop Top April 5, 2017

Loaf

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.

Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021