Lane

The most beautiful women you will ever come across. In one hand she can be sweet, kind and the best woman to crown as your wife, but she can work it hard in bed. She never lack on anything and definitely never seas to please you. She's got ons hot ass sexy body with big boobs and a sporty look to it. Lane has got the biggest sex appeal and men can not avoid her even if they try.

If you know an Lane, never let her go. She can make your life so much greater. She makes a guy cum so easy and her handjobs is the best.

Guy: "I want to marry you, Lane."
Lane: "Why?"
Guy: "You make me cub by only looking at your body"

Person one: "That girl makes me so horny"
Person two: "She definitely must be an Lane."

"She must be an Lane, because se is by far the best kisser ever!"

by The sexy woman guide September 7, 2017

Catch a Tory Lanez

To Catch a Tory Lanez means to simply have your Hairline pushed back by your barber to the point where it looks like you are trying to salvage your hairline that is slowly fading away.

yo did you see the guy at the concert last night.... yea he Caught a Tory from his barber. SMH Oh well....that Trick Daddy concert was lit!!!! Catch a Tory Lanez

by El Nacho March 19, 2020

Lainey

A bag of poop

That girl is such a lainey

by Jsjwjehe April 20, 2019

lexus lane

The lane on highways reserved for vehicles that are carrying more than one passenger, or for single occupant drivers who pay a fee. This practice is popular in major cities during rush hour.

Similar to the HOV (High Occupancy Vehicles) lane.

It seems like it's always the solo soccer moms in luxury vehicles hogging up the lexus lane.

I could have swore that guy in the lexus lane who sped by planted a life size dummy in the passenger seat.

by Oranaise November 1, 2008

T.J. Lane

Thomas "T.J." Lane. A perfect example of the abominations American society has been producing lately. The 17-year-old perpetrator of Chardon High School shooting in Ohio that left 3 students dead. He became notorious for his behaviour during his sentencing, where he wore a T-shirt that had the word "killer" scribbled on it in the courtroom and told the victims' families "This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your son now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you". He was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.

Basically he's one fucked-up, delusional skinny white boy who thinks he's the shizzle until he's thrown into jail with the general population most likely to be used as a fuck doll for the rest of his sorry life. He also has a sister who's actually quite hot and will most likely be angry fucked for the rest of her life for sharing the same bloodline as this nasty-ass little fuck.

Andy: Hey did you see the sentencing of that high school shooter from Ohio?
John: Yeah, what a fucked-up kid. Little shit doesn't know what's in store for him.
Andy: He'll probably be wearing a T-shirt that says "Bubba's Little Bitch" in jail

T.J. Lane: Y'all don't know me! I shot 3 kids dead in high school and I flipped off their families!
Bubba: I don't give a fuck ye little runt. Now bend over and take my STD-ridden dirty cock like a good laddy. Yee who's your daddy?
T.J: *whimpering as he gets anally violated*

by Taco Taco, Burrito, Taco June 13, 2013

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.

All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

switched lanes without signaling

Its when you are fucking a girl and with out notice you put your penis in her ass catching her off guard like when you switch lanes on a highway with out signaling. Usually results with the girl pissed off and angry if she has never done anal sex before.

I switched lanes without signaling last night on Mary

by mr.Robare April 4, 2009