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log breath

When one’s breath is so foul, the smell is comparable to that of a log.
“God, did you smell Chrissy’s log breath?”
“Hey Log Breath, care for a mint?”
by Scabbygabby June 5, 2018
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sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016
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Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016
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Logging on in 60

Something that a person says before they don't log on
Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"
by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023
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Butter Logged

Adj: Food such as vegetables or seafood delights fully loaded with great flavor due to the fact that they were drenched in melted butter.
Steve: Yo Mike how do you want my girl to prepare your vegetables?

Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!

Steve: True true, no doubt me too!
by Bountee Killa August 3, 2009
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penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.
Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged
by Uranyl October 31, 2004
mugGet the penis loggedmug.

log sheet

A device charter schools use so students can log their school work that they dont do.
My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.

I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.
by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006
mugGet the log sheetmug.

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