A think he's a lessard
by That fat cat 56789 March 25, 2016
Get the lessard mug.Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
"That'll learn you a lesson!"
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The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.
So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.
by anthesiac October 28, 2008
Get the Flying Lessons mug.An apparently horney, but semi-hot bitch who explaines over lunch to her bosses about how you can know if a chick is sucking too much dick, but then can't do even 1% of her job!!! She ends up beig convinced to quit.
Man, did you see that hot Lessica? I think she is horney, but man, that chich fucks her job up more than she gets it!
by Super-horny Chic July 26, 2008
Get the Hot Lessica mug.Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.
Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.
by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006
Get the Lesser Spotted Chobbit mug.One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.
One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.
One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.
by UPenn Law October 23, 2011
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