Lego

A painful torture device that is useful when a person is not wearing slippers or shoes.

Fuck me! I forgot to put on my slippers when I went in my kid's room, and now I have Lego feet!

by watchuwellusleepin August 15, 2018

Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"

me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR

by zoo pal luver September 22, 2018

Ledos

How leah call her clitoris sometimes

I given myself an orgasm by touching my ledos

by Wittix December 26, 2018

Lego

The action of two people with breasts standing face to face and pushing their breasts together in a manner they fit together like legos. Simplified a scissoring of titties.

"if you two ladies Lego you get into the club free.

by Heavensmouth May 7, 2019

Lego

Blocks of colour that are used by teenagers to create insulting structures of their dreams

Hey look! A teenager! Must like lego

by Catnonymous May 20, 2019

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

Lego

Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony

When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly

by Boolder July 17, 2019