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Knick Knack

After having not masturbated in two days, I knick knacked in my pants during geography class.
by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009
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Knock-a-Door ABC

The act of bored children knocking on a door, and reciting the alphabet, which ever letter they get to when the occupant opens the door, is the first letter of the Person they MUST ask for.

No real purpose but to impose serious embaressment on the knockee.
Kid 1: Who wants to play Knock-a-Door ABC?
Kid 2: ME!
*walks to a random door*
Kid 2: *Knock Knock* A B C D E F G H I J K *door opens*
Owner: Yes?
Kid 2: Hi is keith there please?
Owner: There is no keith that lives here.
by Sicked418 July 3, 2009
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Sex Knacker

Sex Knacker: A male slut. Used to descride a man who sleeps around and doesnt call the girl/guy the next day.
Wow, Joey has been a real Sex Knacker these days.
by Fat Al Kelly March 9, 2007
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Table Knock

A-To give notice to another person by knocking with the knuckles upon a table top when frustrated with said person.

B-To mark one's territory when concerning a loved one, like a dog pissing on its front lawn.

C-To make one's presence felt.
I was at the bar with Ronelle and she started talking to these three guys at a table. So, as I walked past, I table knocked those mother fuckers. They all looked at me with so much fear and confusion in their eyes. Mainly confusion.
by Virginia Mission October 16, 2009
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hard knock life

a song by Jay Z. Also used by Dr Evil in the film 'Goldmember' when him and mini me are in jail.
its a hard knock life for us, its a hard knock life for us, steada treated, we get tricked, steada kisses, we get kicked....
by lewis April 7, 2004
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knickerknocker

A guy who covertly steals womans underwear off the clothesline for his sexual pleasure and "usually" has been found out ..Similar to the "Snowdropper"
Mark:Hey Peter did you hear mad Davie's been doing his rounds again last night ..?
Peter:Who the knickerknocker ..?
Mark:"laughter" Aye the very one ...
by UCMEIN3D May 16, 2007
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BRO-KNOCK

Large blunt object of wood or metal to be kept under the car seat in the event a "bro" oversteps his bounds.
That bro came up trying to sell my ass a crack rock ! I pulled out the bro-knock gave him a Rodney King!
by Lung November 8, 2006
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