Kiss the goblin 

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).

We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!

Kiss the goblin by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023

kiss the baby

To give a woman oral sex. To eat her out.

Jarred loves to kiss the baby!!!

kiss the baby by kyle knapp April 11, 2007

kiss (damage) 

To attack or damage.

I'd kiss (damage) him upside the head with a baseball bat.

kiss (damage) by rape_my_eyes June 21, 2009

kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle 

self explanitory, you beeotch.

me: i got a ds and you didnt! kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle!

some stupid skateboarder: uhhh okay you do that....

me: you look like a penis!

kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle by Homosexual April 23, 2005

Kiss the corner 

when it's windy out and youre trying to light a joint but u cant get the fucker to spark so you duck up against a corner to stop the wind from puttin out the j.

D: Yo man, this j wont spark
J: Kiss the corner, man!

Kiss the corner by some random hippie February 2, 2009

Kiss Tattoo

The female partner in a jail/prison relationship.

I made my girlfriend, Bryan, get a kiss tattoo to prove that he is my bitch.

Kiss Tattoo by My Bitch Bryan July 24, 2015

Kiss me, I'm Irish

Irish sex.

Bloody hell, mate, look at that boner!

Kiss me, I'm Irish by Irishman March 10, 2003