Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.

That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.

by madebyfire October 18, 2020

Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart

Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!

by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is usually a of an Asian background sometimes black and has a big dick because he tends to be one. He also loves to complain 24/7. A kevin also likes to disrespect women.

Person: hey do you know that Kevin kid?
Person 2: yeah I head he was sus.
Girl: yeah he ate my dick out last night.
Person 3: I guess you are what you eat?

by Christalmethany January 26, 2019

Kevin

A huge Asian furry that sucks on waifu’s cock.

Kevin was up late last night with an animal waifu

by Onesexyhotguy April 18, 2019

Kevin

One of the most amazing and beautiful people on this earth. Extremely funny and outgoing. Kind of a dark sense of humor. Confidence practically radiates off him. Extreme sarcasm. But he's also one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He's generous and has great manners, and will do whatever he can to make sure you're okay. PURE GODLIKE BEAUTY. How can a man be this gorgeous? The world may never know. Usually around 6'0-6'3. Wears a lot of flannels, loves rock and music in general, kind of a geek when it comes to things like Harry Potter and LOTR.

Madi- "Who's that fine piece of man candy over there???"
Kyla- "That's Kevin! Isn't he amazing?"
Madi- "Total daddy material!"

by h e l p m e October 31, 2017