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kentucky handshake

A formal greeting gesture where one of the greeter's hand is covered or soiled with food or other grimy substances before shaking hands. Greeter with soiled hand must proclaim, "Let me give you a Kentucky Handshake," and then extend hand forward against the opposing greeter's will.
Cheeto-fingers, chocolate chip crumble-hands, or original recipe fried chicken fingerprints.

"Aw man, Marc was chowing down on that bag of chips and gave my new girlfriend a total Kentucky Handshake."
by Benmily June 10, 2013
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Kentucky Cornhole

When you fist a girl so much that their butt hole stays open wide for a good 4 hours. Great for storing things, but make sure the girl stays near a toilet for a long time....
I gave my girl a kentucky cornhole last night...... Speaking of that i gotta go get my phone outta there.
by Troysa October 7, 2016
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kentucky hotplate

A Kentucky Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another shits on top of it.
I broke my table trying to give my bitch a Kentucky Hotplate.
by BigSkullMan May 14, 2014
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Kentucky Buttfuck

Fucking your partner in the ass while said person is wearing a saddle butt fuck kentucky
While vacationing at the ranch I was mistakenly confused for a horse, and was Kentucky buttfucked
by Fugedaboudit March 3, 2016
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kentucky milkshake

When a man and a woman have anal sex, and the man pulls his cock out of her ass and she sucks the shit off his cock until he cums.
I gave my girlfriend a kentucky milkshake last night.
by slk28 April 4, 2016
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Kentucky fucky

When a family meet up and all fuck each other and the father gives the mother a Alabama hot pocket while everyone eats the moms pussy
Hey mom what time is the Kentucky fucky I really can’t wait to eat you during the alabama hot pocket dads giving you
by Jewbacca4244 October 8, 2018
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Kentucky Quagmire

When you are banging a girl that's on her period and it's leaking out everywhere making a nasty bloody mess. Also diareaha could act as a possible substitute
"I was banging that girl for the other day and got stuck in her Kentucky Quagmire"
by Toby Pound Town October 30, 2017
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