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Kentucky Stomp

When two grown men stomp on a petite woman because they're scared that she is god forbid... a liberal!
A couple of pussy Rand Paul supporters Kentucky Stomped a moveon.org woman
by tdyre7utrgy October 26, 2010
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Kentucky Cornhole

When you fist a girl so much that their butt hole stays open wide for a good 4 hours. Great for storing things, but make sure the girl stays near a toilet for a long time....
I gave my girl a kentucky cornhole last night...... Speaking of that i gotta go get my phone outta there.
by Troysa October 7, 2016
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kentucky handshake

A formal greeting gesture where one of the greeter's hand is covered or soiled with food or other grimy substances before shaking hands. Greeter with soiled hand must proclaim, "Let me give you a Kentucky Handshake," and then extend hand forward against the opposing greeter's will.
Cheeto-fingers, chocolate chip crumble-hands, or original recipe fried chicken fingerprints.

"Aw man, Marc was chowing down on that bag of chips and gave my new girlfriend a total Kentucky Handshake."
by Benmily June 10, 2013
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kentucky thumb

The sexual act of inserting one's thumb into an opening to minimize the outpouring of bodily fluids
She reached climax and I gave her the Kentucky Thumb so she didn't mess the sheets
by Chappers88 May 20, 2021
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kentucky hotplate

A Kentucky Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another shits on top of it.
I broke my table trying to give my bitch a Kentucky Hotplate.
by BigSkullMan May 14, 2014
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Kentucky fucky

When a family meet up and all fuck each other and the father gives the mother a Alabama hot pocket while everyone eats the moms pussy
Hey mom what time is the Kentucky fucky I really can’t wait to eat you during the alabama hot pocket dads giving you
by Jewbacca4244 October 8, 2018
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Kentucky Fucked

When you’re grade is bad because you used slang words instead of scientific words.
“They got Kentucky fucked on their grade
by E_musk April 18, 2020
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