Kevin

A nigga whomst triple gay

Guy: ayo, you know Kevin?
Other guy: yeah that mans be the triple gay'st'v'll'm'st

by Your family tree lgbt March 27, 2018

Kevin

Usually falls for girls named Katie or Sammy. Most Kevin’s are y’all which makes for great cuddling, will protect his girl at all costs. Probably the worlds greatest boyfriend. Will show up at your house around 3 PM with food at your request. A total dork. Will make you laugh 25/8

Girl1- I want a kevin
Girl2- sorry Kevin and I are already talking

by Patricia Lennon May 31, 2018

Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.

That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.

by madebyfire October 18, 2020

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart

Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!

by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018

Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

A hoe

He's such a kevin >:((

by sevenseventhreetwoohtwo February 24, 2019