"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"
by lorlorlor October 4, 2011
Get the jelly monkeymug. An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.
Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"
"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
by iddles July 12, 2012
Get the miso jellymug. I dont really know why there is so much talk about these damn braclets...I really dont think that people are actually fucking because someone broke there "black braclet...well at least I didn't." Come on people get over it. My 4 year old sister has a pink one that i gave her. I really dont think that someone is going ot brake it and expect her do do something with them "and if they do I will kill them." The first one that I ever had was a black one and my dad saw it he told me that "he knew what it meant and he really didnt want me to waer it." I didnt even know what it meant "whatever." Whoever made up the "snap" game I would like to thank you because everytime some stupid horney little boy brakes my braclets...I get the chance to beat the hell out of him and tell him that he better buy me a new one or I will beat the hell out of him again. They're just braclets...I dont think that people are actually doing what they mean and if they are then they are prolly just horney and enjoy the attention. It is a "fad" it will pass and something else will take its place and then they will be trying to ban that from every school too.
boy~haha I broke your "black bracklet" now we have to fuck
~snap, crakel, pop~
boy~ouch "F@*^"
me~haha I broke you hand... now you need to get me a new braclet... oh yea don't f@7*ing mess with my braclets again....or I will brake the other hand
boy~alrigth alright...!...
~snap, crakel, pop~
boy~ouch "F@*^"
me~haha I broke you hand... now you need to get me a new braclet... oh yea don't f@7*ing mess with my braclets again....or I will brake the other hand
boy~alrigth alright...!...
by Tori July 16, 2004
Get the Jelly braceletsmug. greasy hair, love dur love, blink 182 poser, writing on pants, slurred speech, gross, brush it off, ten feet, the nastiest thing ever, get it away, GOD HELP HIM!
omg that person is sooo grape jelly.
ew, god that annoying person should date grape jelly.
YUCK RUB MY GRAPE JELLY!
i can be like grape jelly.
why dont you like me? maybe its your greasy grape jelly hair.
ew, god that annoying person should date grape jelly.
YUCK RUB MY GRAPE JELLY!
i can be like grape jelly.
why dont you like me? maybe its your greasy grape jelly hair.
by lovedurlove March 24, 2007
Get the grape jellymug. a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.
by timmay January 17, 2004
Get the jelly dongmug. all that Jelly Braclets r at my skool is a way to TRY and get booty from grls! it doesnt really work but we still play n e wayz and we only do easy things!
Hott Guy:*excited voice* oh look i broke ur jelly braclets!!!!
Chick:*sarcastic* oh cool u broke the ORANGE braclet!
Hott Guy:*confused and willing* wut does that mean????
Chick: all we have to do is kiss u perv!
Chick:*sarcastic* oh cool u broke the ORANGE braclet!
Hott Guy:*confused and willing* wut does that mean????
Chick: all we have to do is kiss u perv!
by cw_hottie December 28, 2005
Get the Jelly Bracletsmug. by guambomb October 22, 2009
Get the jelly beanmug.