lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 01, 2018
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Jarred Legare

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style
I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.
by Jack BitchASSHE April 05, 2019
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Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.
by jlegare fan April 05, 2019
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JAR KLUX KLAN

a group of very wise people including
babywicked

BKlauren(hamburger)
kreepnasty
sunnyboy
Jun 🐴
bubba
Catshonia 🥺
Morales
chief....
Maggie, that’s kreepnastys lady
person: who's the JKK

us:OH THE JAR KLUX KLAN group of very,very wise individuals
by LBACKWOOD February 22, 2022
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Nut Jar

Young, troubled man with a tendency to complain. Some might say his rugged good looks and charisma are the driving force to his success in life, on the contrary others might say he is a useless, annoying sack of shit with no friends.
by Nut Jar July 24, 2017
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douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’
by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022
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Sar Jar Binks

When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.
“You are acting like such a Sar Jar Binks today”.
by hekisjlroishskls February 24, 2022
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