The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.
by JBB3 December 05, 2009
Can you cover for me at Madame Soixante-Neuf's tomorrow?? I need a day off; I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
by Maj. Lanny Phipps March 06, 2021
guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!
Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!
Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!
by Leesus May 08, 2010
when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.
Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 13, 2019
A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.
by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019
When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
by Jefe666 January 06, 2024
A sentence in Japanese would br like: “Oniichan no youguruto wa netoneto de betabeta de oishikunai yo”
by iNotAotaku March 26, 2018