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Jamican Screenlicker

Screenlicker

when A Jamicanbritishguy is watching Ben fogle show and drinking beer then he starts to licking the tv screen to admire Ben fogle but he pretends he hates Ben fogle to others its called Jamican Screenlicker
---:hey mate (Asha) your tv screen is clean and shiny but smells like crotch how did u clean it?

Asha: nothing I just watched Ben fogle show.

: u damn Jamican screenlicker 😎
by Urban Ellie August 3, 2024
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jamaicafay

A word synonymous with a gold-digging, bag-chasing, self-centered, smoked out, tramp of a mother, that often times forgets that she is, in fact, a mother.

A jamaicafay can never be loved as much as she loves herself. In fact, one of the most common places to find a jamaicafay is in front of a mirror. Other places, where jamaicafay sightings have been documented, include Walmart, diggling in someone else's stuff, a casino, and connected to the end of a meth pipe(complete with someone else's meth).

Try to avoid a jamaicafay, at all costs, or it will cost you your all. The best way to do this, is to hang out near her son. She is rarely seen near him, and often times seems annoyed, and even allergic, to him.
Blayne: "I love you jamaicafay!"

A common jamaicafay would typically respond: "Who the hell are you?"
by Icantthinkofacoolname January 5, 2025
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Jamacan gummy worms

The process of eating gummy worms without chewing and shitting them into your spouses mouth
Yo baby your jamacan gummy worms ready yet
by Cheifqeef January 27, 2026
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Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.
"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"
by The absolute August 18, 2025
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Jamaicafication

The process of being forcefully turned into a Jamaican.
"The prisoner will undergo jamaicafication as punishment for his crimes."
by CantankerousB September 14, 2025
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king of jamaica

A man who knows what he wants in life and doesn't stop until he receives it.

A BOSS. A Man of royalty not in materialistic things but, in knowledge and respect.
by King of Jamaica March 14, 2017
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Jammin' in Jamaica

(Adj.) Something that is good, cool, and/or interesting.
(N) A person's favorite vibe movie
"That kickflip was very Jammin' in Jamaica"
"Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is my Jammin' in Jamaica."
by CMM Definitions March 13, 2022
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