Jared Joke

Dry ass joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"

by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020

Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.

Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.

by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018

Jared

19 and illiterate

“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”

by Step-daddy October 18, 2021

Jared

a gay man with autism

ah shit its Jared RUN

by colddinner July 10, 2020

Jared

Jared more like daddy he gets all them girls, and boys ;) he low key pulls and is really hot it’s just cool how much he pulls and is hot

Jared pulls Tegan

by Coolab July 6, 2021

Poppin a Jared

Having a boner for short period of time

Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "

by LOOK aid mans October 31, 2016

Jared

Actually the cooloest, sexiest, amazingest, coolest, poggest, incrediblest, bestest, finest, greatest, topest, foremostest, leadingest, preeminentest, premierest, primest, firstest, chiefest, principalest, supremest, of the highest qualityest, superlativest, unrivaledest, second to nonest, without equalest, nonpareilest, unsurpassablest, peerlessest, matchlessest, unbeatablest, unexcelledest, optimumest, ultimatest, incomparablest, idealest, perfectest, highestest, record-breakingest, top of the rangest, top of the linest, par excellencest, starest, number-onest, one-in-a-millionest, a cut above the restest, top-drawerest

Woah bro you're totally Jared rn

by ScaryBigRobot May 12, 2022