Italian job

Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping

My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally

by Lba laid back attitude May 12, 2019

Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 06, 2021

Italian Manicure

When a person ejaculates from an old fashioned and it drips down the performers hand, across their finger nails.

She took every ounce out of me. The last of it dripped and gave her an Italian manicure.

by Toolazy69 April 24, 2019

italian pasta

Pasta originating from Italy.

I like Italian pasta.

by Self-Explanitory May 29, 2016

Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit

he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~

by DaddyNikias May 03, 2019

The Italian Syndrome

Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.

Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.

by Romi Kl. February 04, 2022