Isaac Groothuis 

An ignorant 16 year old who hangs out with the ugliest highschool girl in the world and has a large cock. Also never gets online when people tell him to unless if it’s his girlfriend.

-Isaac Groothuis get on
-No
-*girlfriend tells him to get on*
-alright boys I’m getting on

Isaac Groothuis by sauceboiii June 13, 2022

Isaac Mcconkey 

An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.

Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”.
Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”

Isaac Mcconkey by Anthony.B June 22, 2022

Isaac WhoDoesnt 

WhoDoesnt like isaac? he's so sexy and cool and sexy and cool and sexy and cool and sexy and cool and sexy and cool and sexy and cool

Person 1: "Man I wish I was Isaac WhoDoesnt"
Person 2: "WhoDoesnt"

Isaac WhoDoesnt by surprisedbacon December 8, 2022

isaac lum

a ugly ass piece of shit that begs for dick

look its Isaac lum hes fucking retarded

isaac lum by Isaac Lum June 4, 2017

Isaac Hunt 

A joke name. Supposed to sound like "I's a cunt," in other words, "I'm a cunt."

Phone rings in a bar.
Caller: Can I speak to Isaac Hunt, please?
Barman, out loud: Isaac Hunt? Does anyone know Isaac Hunt?
Everyone: <many laughs>

Isaac Hunt by flippineck November 3, 2013

isaac martin 

a teenage male, he is refined and enjoys the finer things in life such as cognac, basment jacks, beard stroking, intelligent conversation and the book by him and Amy Dixon" how to skin a cat, there is more than one way!"

Amy: guten tag isaac how are you on this fine wednesday evening?
isaac: very well thank you. would you like to join me for a spot of cognac and beard stroking. we can discuss our book!
Amy: yes please my dear fellow although it is mainly my book
isaac: i beg to differ!

isaac martin by ams April 24, 2005

Isaac newton 

THAT PIECE OF SHIT IF HE NEVER EXSISTED GRAVITY WOULD NOT EXSIST. SO MY DEFINITION OF ISAAC NEWTON IS A LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF DUMBASS SHIT.

"Isaac newton sucks because if he never existed we would have been floating and that would be sick as fuck."

Isaac newton by mrstinklyfoot March 1, 2021