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bloody irishmen

while earning your red wings in the midst of a girls heavy menstrual cycle, you remove your bloody cock and paint a mustache or goatee while youre skeeting on said girls face.

SKEET!
girl: do you smell that?
purv: its your upper lip, screamin bleeder!

that's not acne, its a bloody irishmen!
by purv September 30, 2005
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dirty irish

The only way to accomplish this is by going to Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day and looking for a rainbow and when you find it chase the end of it and once you get there take as much gold as possible then a drunk Leprechaun will come out trying to fight you and then you need to pick up the really heavy pot while the magic coins give you super powers and drop it on his head and start fucking him to become a Leprechaun!
Man- How’d you become the Leprechaun
Leprechaun- I dirty irished the last one
Man- well that’s what I’m planning to do with you
Leprechaun- Shit :(
by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018
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Ireesh

a very attractive high schooler with a hot irish accent that girls fall in love with and scream about inside their cars. he would also just have to have a gorgeous pacific islander girlfriend to top it off, and she is there just to remind you that your life will never include IREESH as your own :(
Ireesh" walks by the car, "AHHHH it's IREESH!" "And his very attractive girlfriend....damn" "Meh. i think i will kill myself tonight."
by VENAMMsexysix November 22, 2011
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ireth

Ireth is the most beautiful girl you could ever meet. All the boys, and girls are chasing after her. Ireth doubts her beauty but it's there. Anyone can say that.
Boy: yo look there's Ireth.

Girl: yeah. She's beautiful. Anyone can say that.
by _.just.a.test._ June 18, 2017
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irish princess

a hazel eyed girl with white skin, dark red hair & freckles who's last name is quigley .. very irish , right ? yes ... she's known for being the irish princess not only in ireland, but all over the world . as soon as you see her , you know that she's the irish princess
(ms. quigley comes walking down the road)

OMG THATS THE IRISH PRINCESS!

irish princess: top o' the mornin to ya .. erin go bragh !

OMG I LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!
by the one & only irish princess October 31, 2011
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Irish Funeral

An essential part of the Irish grieving process where the entire family of the deceased party gets totally shit-bombed to celebrate the life of their departed loved one.
No-shit kid, its an Irish Funeral
by mJohnnys October 25, 2010
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angry irishman

a maneuver where after blowing his load in a chick's mouth, the man smashes his 40 over her head
Dude I totally gave Arlene an angry irishman
by Garrin January 11, 2009
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