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indian

1. A person from the country of India
2. The most intelligent and smartest people on this planet.
3. The wealthiest people in the USA.
4. Anybody named Raj.
1. John: What race are you?
Raj: I'm Indian, from India.
2. John: Raj didn't even miss one question on the test.
Tom: That's because he's indian.
3. John: Raj just bought a new mercedes and now he's got ten of 'em.
Tom: So what? so does every other Indian I know.
by Raj Malhotra November 15, 2006
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Definition is for asian indian (am one myself). Stereotypes include but are not limited to-

1. indians smell. obvious where this comes from, we do generally eat spicy food but im pretty sure that we dont smell of it 24/7.

2. indians have a superiority complex. im being totally objective here; yes some of us do. i dont but my parents are forever being annoying by comparing other things unfavourably to indian things. i hate this. objectivity is important. but wth i have to put up with it because theyre mad.

3. we're intelligent. i dont know about the actual genetic value of this stereotype but a lot, and i mean A LOT of emphasis is placed on education within indian teenagers. where i live in england, if i study a lot my british friends would say 'omg you've like studied all day! you need to take a break' if i did the same thing in india, my indian friends would probably say 'omg is that all youve done? how much do you think youre gonna get on the test? are you confident that that much studying is enough?' so yeah it can get pretty heavy.

IMO you cant really stereotype a country with over 1 billion people. theres lots of different people, everyone is unique and yeah just bear that in mind not only for indians, but for ANY racial/social stereotype.
1. 'dude you eat curry all the time, you stink' -ignorant loser

'well at least i have deodorant. unfortunately there is no cure for stupid people yet. though i hear they're doing research on it in india' -indian person

2. 'okay so britain might be developed but obviously india is much better' - MY DAD >.<

'hmm. so although britain has little to no poverty, an excellent welfare state, and effective law enforcement policies, it is still somehow worse than india which is in still in stage 2 development? am i the only one who sees the flaw in this argument?' - me

3. 'you know raj got 98% in maths last week?' -some guy

'wow.. his parents must have given him hell for that' - indian empathiser

'why? thats an awesome score, he only misplaced a decimal point' - some guy

'you clearly know nothing about indian/asian parents' - indian empathiser *shakes head sadly*
by twasadream July 1, 2010
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Indian Shit

This is the worst kind of shit. It comes from a native and is usually found in public places. An indian will shit about anywhere, even in your laundry room, and then you have to clean it up. The smell the environment surrounding an indian shit will be stained forever. It will never really go away completely.
That fucking indian shit on my floor.

Indian shit is fucking sick.
by Friedolays November 4, 2009
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Indian woman

a true Indian woman is strong willed,has a genuine heart distinctly beautiful and raised her kids right.we're not the "dirty black women that smell like shit and walk around the mall with a giant red spot on our foreheads". just so you know.thank u bye.
person 1: goddamn i just met akshaya.
person 2:sounds like an indian woman.
person 1:no wonder she's so perfect.
by broke_angel June 5, 2019
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India

Is a girl who is a complete nerd and keeps her head in books... She may seem nice at times but then she'll snap and go crazy! Beware of the India! Her book smart powers may kill you or injure you greatly!
Mom: Where's India?

Me: *In Robot Voice* I do not know
India: TEHEHEHE

Mom: Weird
by StuckInWTF July 19, 2010
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indian corn teeth

Someone with serious dental issues. Thier teeth are so neglected, they resemble Indian Corn where the teeth are all different sizes and colors (yellow, brown, black and white).
Professor Johnson has Indian Corn Teeth; when he smiles I vomit in my mouth a little bit.
by Cle0fus September 7, 2005
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Indian Mountain School

A place in which used to be a nostalgic atmosphere in which boarding and day students coexisted under Indian Mountain. It used to be a place filled with happiness in the days of the whatnot, Dunham, and the class of 05, and now it is opressed by the evil officials. It was more of a hippy school, if you know what I mean. Back in the day. It was the place in which the sacred word(s) "IMS=OPRESSION" and "whatnot" were coined.Chris Karlsrud, Richard, Orin, The Fowlers, Lane, Lydia, Romi, John Conner, Eric, Jayde and ELI were legendary.
The last of the "Kunknacka knaka" generation will be lost in '07. will the verses of "Green Rushes OH" be sung again? we may never know.

LONG LIVE THE WHATNOT
BRING BACK DUNHAM.
Kid 1: Where do you go?
Kid 2: I go to Indian Mountain School
Kid 1: Oh. IMS?
Kid 2:Yeah. Did you bring the whatnot?
by whatnot November 9, 2006
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