Similar to the standard Eiffel Tower, a Rusty Eiffel Tower is a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job and the other is hitting the girl, in the butt, from behind. The gentlemen then clap hands over the girl forming a tower of glory.
by Ntaaj June 23, 2016

While performing the Eiffel tower, the passenger in the back initiates the donkey punch by punching the girl in the back of the head causing her to tighten her anal cavities and also fall forward and deep throat the front man. Again, the guys can finish with a high five maneuver.
by EiffelTowerMadness September 24, 2007

Abbreviated as TDS,ROBLOX game were you use towers to kill da enemies. Also known as wait for income simulator, understand russian simulator, outlaw simulator or carry people simulator. The logic on this game is weird as fuck because some guy with glasses can get hidden detection but a futuristic space thingy suit guy can't. Also half of the towers are nerfed like they were eating glass shards every day. The creator BelowNatural is pog not gonna lie but please balance the game. Also people say its a copy of TowerBattles
Guy1: "Hey wanna play Tower Defense Simulator"
Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"
Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"
by BluerevengeX November 24, 2020

by somebody August 9, 2003

by G-reg December 9, 2016

The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.
Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.
by The Real Kenny Powers October 8, 2010

Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.
Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021
