The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.
by Anight March 15, 2020
Get the Dirty hat mug.Letting your frustrations out by videotaping a rant wearing different novelty hats.
Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.
Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.
by Mr. Ropeman July 21, 2020
Get the hat rant mug.After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”
by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020
Get the Jewish hat mug.A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.
B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.
C: An everyday wearable colander.
No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.
C: An everyday wearable colander.
No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
Definition 1
Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"
Definition 2
Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"
Definiton 3
"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"
Definition 2
Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"
Definiton 3
"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
by loginabox22 October 26, 2012
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Get the Chinese hat mug.Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
by bkap314 January 14, 2021
Get the Happy hat mug.Noun. An upside-down bowler hat full of soup.
Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
'Look out! It's the Soup Hat!'
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'
*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'
*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
by Lucky Owl 1701 January 6, 2022
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