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Tub Of Lard

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.
by Qal December 16, 2022
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Hot tub

Where two bros can chill 5 feet apart, cause they’re not gay
Two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.
by Isuckatgames May 22, 2021
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Tub Thumping

Rhythmic sound coming from a tub.
Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.
by Annenesia July 18, 2023
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hot tub dump

When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.
by Grubby09 April 27, 2024
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Capin Tub Tubs

That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.

His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.

His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.

While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.

Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.

Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
by VegettoVai December 28, 2010
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brain tub

a car or truck that has been in a wreck usually a fender bender
jackie: Did you see that brain tub?

Rickky: Totally dude!
by qazx528 June 26, 2010
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Tub Nugget

An insult to call anyone. Specifically a fat person.
FUCKING POTATOES!!!
by Dudeeeeedudeeeeedueeeee December 6, 2011
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