circle shower

When you and a group of pals all need to take a shower, so you shower relay, circling in and out of the shower and taking turns for each step (shampooing, rinsing, etc.)

"Wow, we all need to shower tonight?? Anyone for a circle shower to save water?"

by Savvykc July 3, 2016

norfolk shower

When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.

Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.

by thatdude1235 September 24, 2011

shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.

I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.

by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018

Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer

“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”

by Sorrydino April 15, 2019

Nap shower

U take a nap while you are in the shower

I’m going go take a Nap Shower.

by lil Blxzzy November 9, 2019