Jacob Hong

Average height, glasses, and short hair. Although he may seem cold in the beginning he is deceiving you, he likes to sprout random knowledge. Jacob’s have the most elite sense of humor, and some questionable music taste. But all in all you can never end up hating them. Jacob’s are very dedicated in what they are doing, and often end up getting seriously addicted to games they get recommended. They are very kind and caring and very cautious.

Yool : dring dring BEN?
Jacob Hong: ….

by LordandsaviorGod March 9, 2022

Productivity Hangover

A period of time in which you are unable to focus or accomplish tasks following an intensely productive period of time.

I got so much done yesterday that nothing is getting done today…I have a productivity hangover!

by UnoKat February 28, 2023

Whole body hangover

Not a normal hangover but one when you are so hungover, your whole body is sore. You don't know why but you know the night prior must have been awesome. You swear off alcohol and the thought of a beer makes your hangover worse. Water could never be more glorious.

Usually accompanied by a killer headache, nausea and a strong smell of smoke and vomit

"Dude last night was crazy. What the fuck happened?"

"Someone must have put a fuck ton of everclear in that tea"

"Ya your telling me, I can barely move... whole body hangover for sure"

by rollaholla February 19, 2012

Going to Hong Kong

While you are at the massage parlor, and you pay the extra for the handjob at the end, because Hong Kong is such a beautiful place.

I'm going to go get a massage and the hole in the wall joint, while I'm there I'm Going to Hong Kong.

by Chiee January 6, 2017

hangover

A splitting headache and the shits that you get before you start drinking, again.

Person 1: Last night was crazy, but I've got an awful hangover.
Person 2: Quit bitching and drink this 40.

by Dave from ATL January 9, 2008

hong kan

An expression of great disappointment/anger.
Literally, to fuck a dog.

I was happily going home to celebrate my birthday, but hong kan! I broke my leg!

by dmxp June 5, 2005

Hobgoblin

(n.) A derogatory title for a large, dumb, agressive man tanned, often artifically, to a unaturally orange hue. Hobgoblins are often characterised by thier singlemindedness, reckless behavior, hedonistic tendancies, a general lack of concern for others (including fellow Hobgoblins), and egregious orange complexion.

Etymology: The term applied above, in this sense, is borrowed from a fantasy creature in the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game. Hobgoblins are savage, cruel humanoids who take by force and are just smart enough to form groups for raiding. The fantasy Hobgoblins are identified by a coat of corse orange hair covering thier oversized bodies.

"I was having a good time at the bar until all the Hobgoblins showed up and started fist-pumping."

by WienerBrigadier August 14, 2010