Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!
by iughlokj April 15, 2018
Get the hog slapmug. by Raw hogger November 30, 2016
Get the raw hogmug. That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.
Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.
by gettingignorant June 20, 2021
Get the issues hogmug. When you and your buddies get together and wanna bang some real fine ass sluts, you get the whole group together and go on a search for a few slam hogs or slam pigs.
Tyler and his friends went slamhogging after school one day and boy was that pussy worth it 😂
Slam hogging -to get a group of sluts together and have your friends run a train on them.
Slam hogging -to get a group of sluts together and have your friends run a train on them.
by Fuckboi17 May 14, 2016
Get the slam hoggingmug. by Konali July 27, 2023
Get the Piss Hogmug. A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.
Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
by mikethehooper17 May 22, 2022
Get the Hooper Hogmug. 