by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009
Get the make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of heremug. So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.
by Yung Cheese July 2, 2019
Get the Keegan Hockeymug. A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
by Fhockey January 12, 2017
Get the indoor field hockeymug. by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
Get the hockey puck penismug. A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."
by Sage of the North October 13, 2023
Get the Hockey Lindsaymug. Girl 1 : “ why do people call you a hockey whore ?
Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”
Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”
Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”
Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”
by Suckmyduckuglyasshoe January 14, 2019
Get the Hockey whoremug. 