Field Hockey 

Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).

Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals

Guy: No I went to the Hockey game

Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game

Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey

Girl: Oh

Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks

Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right

Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?

Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian

Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...

Field Hockey by Scottie the great March 7, 2009

ice hockey 

what preppie queers from out east call hockey

Landon Fag: Hey, guys, lets go play ice hockey
Minnesota stud: fag

ice hockey by anonymous October 28, 2004

anal hockey 

A game played where a person allows another to put an object in their anus and move it around as if trying to score a goal with the puck.

"Hey! Lets play anal hockey..I'll be Vancouver."

anal hockey by name deees November 11, 2011

Travel Ice Hockey

The great display of ice hockey players that actually play ice hockey unlike faggots in inhouse hockey.

Most travel ice hockey players go on to play for their schools varsity team in ice hockey

Travel Ice Hockey by FreshmanVarsityIceHockey August 10, 2009

tonsil hockey goalie 

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

tonsil hockey goalie by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

hamden hockey 

to summon the deffination of these dushebag athletes from the scum of the earth town of Hamden, Connecticut.. basically play their game very physical and in the long run it gets them no-where. if i do recall the High School Division I State Championship in 2006, the coach of Hamden High School decided to put in a FRESHMEN goalie over a senior goalie ( who once played for the very team they were facing ) who's last high school hockey game it was.. well this sad little man let by 3 goals .. and one was scored when the lil bastard wasnt in the net because of the Hamden High's coach call to pull him out.

When the Dragons lost to the Notre Dame Lancers..4-2 their 'MVP' speared one of his own players and because of his frustration, although the Lancers never threw any cheap shots in the game they still walked out with the victory. opfcourse the Dragons Cheering Section was furious that they lost to a school they probably didnt even know existed, so pissed off they threw a FISH on the ice. as the Notre Dame Lancers screamed 'SHOW SOME CLASS'.. they celebrated their victory over the Dragons.

Over all, the Hamden Hockey has always been taught to play physical, and it shows how much it pays off for them.. when they are sitting in the box for throwing a dirrty check.. we get the odd man rush.. and put it behind the net. Thanks Dragons.

On another note,
Hamden Hockey Players are known to be very short tempured. Screw with them one or both is bound to happen..

1. they will go after you and make it HURT
2. they go after you then get thrown in the box or even out of the game

which brings me back to an original point.. that is how the meadian of the goals are scored on the ' BIG GREEN '

Theres always a spot open in the penelty box for Hamden Hockey

hamden hockey by britttney May 3, 2006

Field Hockey 

A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.

"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"

Field Hockey by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006