Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

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brock heppell

A Taller than average kid, zones out in class and might even be gay, is that a bad thing? No, being a Brock is something that one must try to handle by themselves and cherish the moments, Brock has really amazing friends, especially ones who are really fucking good at being cool.

oh shit I forgot how to be cool I pulled a Brock Heppell.

by GooglePlus October 24, 2019

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Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020

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What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

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What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021

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