The Helen Keller

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)

You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.

by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009

helunking

The act of being in or taken part in any activity within a mancave.

Nancy- Janet what's that husband of yours doin?

Janet- Oh he's been helunking that past couple of hours, he will be resurfacing anytime now.

by Little Sweetmeat June 26, 2016

heunah

slang for "hell no"

Heunah, i ain't given you five dollas!
heunah... i do what i want!

by riggsley October 12, 2006

Helen of Troy

Lil Bitch who cheats at trivia

Kevin is the Helen of Troy of Trivia Crack

by iceicebaby2 January 27, 2015

heunt

Any girl that has taken a lot of dick

Look at all them huent heunts walkin

by Halfican February 18, 2015

Helen Keller

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.

Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.

by The realest beast June 9, 2015

Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.

Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.

by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016