sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.
I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!
by BadMedicine October 24, 2008
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Pee-hats

An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....
"-Hey, phuckin bstard, look at those damn bloodie Pee-hats over there!
-Pee-pee-pee-pee-hatss!!"
by putholian aholian June 22, 2005
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shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump
Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!
by Crusty lips February 29, 2016
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Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips July 21, 2013
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Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory
by U_Luv_Boobs August 01, 2020
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Gravy Hat

A prank that involves waiting until a friend passes out and then take a shit on their head. You then mold the fecal matter to the shape of a hat using something starchy (eg. Corn flower, hair spray, etc).
Kyle gave Tony a huge Gravy Hat last night, looked like a fedora!
by Khaosbringer August 31, 2015
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mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.
Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.
by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010
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