Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.

Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.

by bkap314 January 14, 2021

hat rant

Letting your frustrations out by videotaping a rant wearing different novelty hats.

Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.

I was so frustrated with the situation, I had to do a hat rant!

by Mr. Ropeman July 21, 2020

umbrella hat

A hat with an umbrella connected.

That guy has an awesome umbrella hat for the rain.

by GollyGee July 14, 2014

hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.

Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.

by Tiny nips August 30, 2013

Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.

“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”

by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010