Red Handed Bandit

Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.

Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.

Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!

by crazyblazn August 8, 2010

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011

Turn the handel

To come out of the closet.

I think that dude should just turn the handel.

by Kodey Hensel October 6, 2008

Heavy Handed

When something goes wrong or when a person says somehting mentaly damageing.

When you or someone else is devisted by curent events.

When things dont go very well.

This day is really bad I felt pretty Heavy Handed today.

I was beaten up, my gf left me and my car tires were stolen. I feel pretty heavy handed

I'm going to hit you so hard you're going to feel heavy handed

by Cpt. Shmidlap November 30, 2011

two hander

bobby

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"

by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011

haizeez

another way of saying hai invented by my friend.

allison du: HAIZEEZ :D
me: ohhai~

by loveforfree February 15, 2010

my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 May 6, 2014