Donald Trump Handshake

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.

When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake

by Raphael69 January 23, 2018

Handsome jack

Owner of Hyperion who also wears a mask over his deformed ass face, and has a sentient horse made of diamonds.

“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory

by Alwaystimeforajojo’sreference June 12, 2018

Manos: Hands of Fate

Possibly the worst movie ever made. It was made (slightly) famous by MST3K when they snarked the movie.

Not a movie that one can make out to, for one may experience bouts of laughter and may bite one's lover's tongue.

Me: Did you see "Manos: Hands of Fate?"?
Friend: Yesh. I watched it while the master was away.

by Lady Bonkers August 23, 2006

Bangkok Handshake

The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis

I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!

by DrGonzo61 December 21, 2007

reverse handshake

When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.

Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:

1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)

2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!

by redblade77 January 11, 2009

seattle handshake

after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited

my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead

by jrjpjmctj April 3, 2011

Handstand

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, along with its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.

student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!

student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.

student 3: What're Handstands?

student 1: I don't know, but who cares?

by IttyBittyHelloKitty October 29, 2009