Honkey

That neighbor who’s always sitting on their key fob and/or always checking that their car is locked.

3:00 am wife: what’s that noise

Husband: probably just the honkey next door locking their car.

by Annoyed neighbor March 6, 2021

hamkey

a delicious deli loaf made by wigles meats and deli (half black forest ham, half turkey breast)

this is the most delicious hamkey sandwich i’ve ever had

by themeatqueen March 20, 2021

Hackey

Ugly (ADJ)

These pants are hackey.

by WordzIsMe May 10, 2021

HANEYAH

She’s really nice xxxxx and she alway brings you lucozade if you ask xxxx

Hey haneyah can I have α lucozade
Sure!!!!

by HANEYAH May 11, 2021

Hanky Honks

If you say Hanky Honks will have an orgie

Hanky honks

by hanky honks May 23, 2021

Hanky Pank

When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.

Example 1:

“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”

Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).

Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021