Flying Haddock

When your bathing costume gets stolen or washed away whilst you are in the sea so you have to streak naked back to the changing room down the beach as fast as you can.

Jim got arrested after doing the flying haddock when a shark ate his swim shorts.

by Sparky 55 March 1, 2024

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dirty haeden

When your partner (topically a man) puts three fists up you anus then grabs you liver and makes hole and it’s in it

me and jack did dirty haeden last night

by Jesus Harold Christ March 12, 2024

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dirty haeden

when a young man (usually a homosexual) proceeds to go sexually harass young boy by shoveing rubic cubes up there anus, it could be replaced with a horses penis

My older brother is in jail for a dirty haeden

by Jesus Harold Christ April 5, 2024

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Sefisticated geeza who will rule the world one day. Lewis Haddon is that powerful he sends his willy to a whole nation with no mercy, and no regret. If you try and overpower Lewis, you will fail. He is a manifester of the universe and if he says something, you do it, or you most definetly are not a level 5 gyat skibidi ohio sigma.

Peasant 1: "Look it's Lewis Haddon.."
Peasant 2: "So?"

Peasant 2 died becasue they did not bow down to the mighty Lewis Haddon as he walked by.

by VoteForLewisHaddon April 29, 2024

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Lewis Haddon

Sefisticated geeza who will rule the world one day. Lewis Haddon is that powerful he sends his willy to a whole nation with no mercy, and no regret. If you try and overpower Lewis, you will fail. He is a manifester of the universe and if he says something, you do it, or you most definetly are not a level 5 gyat skibidi ohio sigma.

Lewis haddon is the greatest human ever machined.
use code VoteForLewisHaddon in the Fortnite item shop.

by VoteForLewisHaddon April 29, 2024

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