The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

greek opening

The butthole.

Man I got sick, and I was peeing out of my Greek opening.

by Jmaktheknife October 7, 2022

TGI Greek

The go-to company for every college student when it comes to custom designed t-shirts + accessories for events, or just everyday wear.

Person 1 "Ugh, where do you get so many cute t-shirts?"
Person 2 "Thanks, it's TGI Greek."

by pennyvegas May 31, 2022

Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022

Greek

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by CsnpF1 October 8, 2021

Greek church

1.) A sexual position in a MFM threesome where the female is positioned doggy style while one male is having anal sex with her and the other male is having oral sex with her. When the two men give each other high fives with both hands while the act is in progress, the formation looks like a steeple on a church, thus completing the Greek church.

2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.

1.) Buh, I would totally pull a Greek church with Mia Khalifa because she so freaking hot man.

2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.

by Krassmoney July 19, 2021

Greek platter

When one performs fellatio “from the back”

She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.

by Dommeandlaytrix September 6, 2021