Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007

glazed donut

to go eat out a plus sized woman, and get your face glazed in her juices

shawn was eating out taylor and came up lookin like a glazed donut

by durty white T November 27, 2009

Geezer teeth

The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.

The Queen is the biggest geezer teeth of them all.

by springfield cop November 4, 2008

Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.

Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Glazed Brownie

The act of pulling out during intercourse, shitting on your partners chest and proceeding to cum on top. This gives the "brownie" the glazed topping.

Pro tip: make sure to jack off while you shit on their chest or they might have time to wipe the shit off.

Fred: how was the date night with Annie last weekend?

Me: oh she broke up with me. I kind of expected it though cuz I have her a glazed brownie.

Fred: ugh gnarly man.

by TypicalAmerican December 14, 2013

poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

by steve cryds October 22, 2006

Julius Geezer

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.

Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010