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The guitar is an instrument that usually has six strings. The majority of guitarist are musically illiterate and can only read tablature. Actually being able to read notes is preferred. Chords are also used sometimes. The most flexible guitarists can play all three.

Chords look like this:
F#m E Csus Dm

Tabs look like this:
--------2-----------
----3---------------
-----------4--------
--------------------
----------------0---
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Standard tuning on a guitar is E-A-D-G-B-E. However, sometimes the tuning is altered in order to change the sound. An example is drop D tuning, where the strings are changed to Db-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb.
I love playing the guitar!
guitar by Musician Chick June 15, 2007
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1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic
When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"
Guitarded by Aggressive Betty February 11, 2006
A not-so-smart girl who always falls for the weird guys.
Girl: “Adrian is so weird. Stop being such a Gitali.”
gitali by anonymous2201011010 October 12, 2020

The Guitar 

First spit on your hand and jiggle your balls while you stroke your shaft as if you where strumming a guitar.
I was so tired of using the stranger, I resorted to the guitar.
The Guitar by Dusty Lynn Badwoman September 19, 2009

ghirardelli

An expencive brand of chocolate, that only hotshot walstreet white guys can buy in replace of hersheys.
Get me some of dat ghirardelli bitch.
ghirardelli by foreverstrongiron January 5, 2006

Guitar hero 3 

the best game ever made
god plays guitar hero 3 because he is cool
Guitar hero 3 by muffster April 21, 2008
To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.
Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.