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EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena 

Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena, formally known as EAGP, is a disease that tends to occur in those that are religious. It is a simple case in which your answer for almost everything is less than immature.
Man 1 : "how did we come to earth?" Man 2: "god made us" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
Man 1 : "how does a computer work?" Man 2: "its like magic but with electricity" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
Man 1 : "am i able to become a top class professional of my choice?" Man 2: "if god says so" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
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Mongolian Garbage Bag 

The act of squatting over a girl's face and excreting diarrhea onto her after eating spicy Mongolian barbecue.
In the midst of getting a blowjob, Steven felt a rumble in his stomach. Seconds later, he tried to get up but was too late and gave his girlfriend a Mongolian Garbage Bag. She loved it.
Mongolian Garbage Bag by MU Matt December 12, 2008

Fortnite garbage 

Fortnite garbage is a player who is so shit at fortnite they often die from fall damage. There are a few Fortnite garbage players in sauga so if there are 2 people left you definitely won the game against Fortnite garbage.
OMG I just got VICTORY ROYALE. Silentbang8 and Kravechex died from fall damage, they are both Fortnite garbage!!
Fortnite garbage by Marrogue March 9, 2018

GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid) 

a GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid) is a sexual act in which one person penetrates the other up their butt, while holding their head in a bucket, or other large container, of vomit.
This girl I dated was into vomit, and last Tuesday, she asked if I'd give her a GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid).
GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid) by youppi November 17, 2011

brain garbage 

1. useless clutter that fills brain space, such as infomercial jingles, ex-significant-others' egg preferences, etc.

2. the jumbled words that mistakenly escape when one attempts to speak when tired, intoxicated, or otherwise distracted
"I totally spewed brain garbage all over Josh when he asked me what time it was. I think I told him 'no, I like green apples.'"
brain garbage by fizzygirl October 26, 2007

Human garbage 

The FBI/DHS, local police, and everybody who gangstalks with them. Particularly nig**** and fa**ts, and everyone in the state of Colorado. P**ch them in the mouth with brass knuckles stupid s***.
I hate human garbage in Colorado Springs and Denver that gangstalks me and am going to r*** there wife's in front of them.
Human garbage by TI Satan November 23, 2022

The Garbage 

The nose, when dealing with powder form intoxicants such as cocaine.
Tony: You wanna cook this shit or what?

Lito: Let's put it in the garbage.
The Garbage by Randy Folds November 19, 2007