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band geek

One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.

In short, every school has them.
Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.
by FluteInTheGhetto September 13, 2010
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mac-geek

Somebody who thinks that having the latest technological gadget or operating system from Apple Inc. is the most important thing to be concerned about in the world.

You will usually find them wearing black turtlenecks or other casual clothing in a coffee-shop with an Ipod in their ear, surfing the web on their i-phone, or whatever brand of apple laptop they currently spent too much money on.

They generally enjoy bashing anything that has to do with any other operating system and will get infuriated if you talk fondly about Bill Gates.

Some of these mac-geeks are rumored to actually worship Steve Jobs or get tattos of the Apple logo on their body. I kid you not.
"Dude, did you see that total mac-geek walking down the street listening to their ipod and sippin that starbucks?
by T.J.K. September 20, 2007
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techno-geek

1. (n.) A person who is obsessed with technology (mostly electronics).

2. (v.) The act of getting overly excited/stimulated about a piece of technology.
1. The dude who sold me my car stereo was a total techno-geek.

2. I techno-geeked so much over the new quad-cores at the computer store, i almost fainted.
by PerBear June 25, 2008
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Twi-geek

Some one who is totally obsessed with and knows everything about Twilight. Like a gleek.
She's a twi-geek.
by Yodiggy dog January 23, 2010
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The Geek Zone

the zone where you smoke either way too much or very good weed and you feel like you're past the feeling of being in space. you have entered a new realm and thats the geek zone.
"you have now entered..... the geek zone" *twilight zone theme*
by erik hauser March 30, 2011
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2k geek

A 2k geek is a random that makes 2k list and cares who the top dribbler top sharp top center and other bullshit majority don’t talk to females and try to press you on the internet and the most toxic game nerds you can ever meet.
2wavy members are 2k geeks
by iRageYuh June 17, 2018
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Emo-Geek

A geek who shows interest in emo fashion or style, but aren’t emo. They have their usually interest in video games, television, media, etc., but are more indie than emo. They also don’t label themselves as emo, unless they’re a poser...
Some people think she’s emo, but she’s actually a huge geek. I guess she’s a Emo-Geek?”
by edgel0rdMarris July 27, 2018
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