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Gary

A "Gary" is an insecure man who does not have much going for him so instead he harassed and trolls women online. This definition originated from the largest male troll to every harass female strength athletes who happened to have this name. Since then, this type of behavior has its perpetrators labeled as such a Gary.
*random man* you're too muscular you look like a man
Me: okay Gary
by Tittyswan February 1, 2020
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Gary

He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.
All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.
by enigmaticbook September 3, 2023
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Gary

He's incredible and will suck your nipples.
by EMMYHEAD49 September 21, 2022
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Gary

Gary is the type of person to try to act cool, but is truly a complete and utter retard. He is typically the type of guy to get at least one divorce in his life and then remarry an uglier girl.
by Meowscles March 25, 2020
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Gary

"Gary your Irish, your so inaudible!!"
by definetelynotcorngazer July 28, 2021
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Gary

He is usually the funny one in the group but can get angry at times he is also short for his age but all the lady’s love him even tho he can’t keep one for more than three weeks he’s very short tempered and is very small and tries to fight everyone
Oh gary I miss u

His name reminds me of spongbob
by Undercover freakaeleak April 11, 2021
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The Gary

A name for an oversized vehicle used to transport children.
I need to get half the soccer team to practice I'm going to take The Gary.
by Shardak September 12, 2022
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