futurerise

Noun. A lame thing. Just damned lame.

Elon Musk just unveiled this self driving Mac truck..
I know. It's so totally futurerise...

by Burt Dongle November 18, 2017

Future

somewhere donald trump hopefully isn't

the future is fucked

by August mellemkaer November 28, 2017

fatsuck

The hippest swear cuss curse on the market. Derived from sucking fat.

Fatsuck bitch

by dingusdestroyer January 29, 2018

Futucc

The futucc is when you get the succ so hard it blasts your dick 7 years into the future. It cannot be reclaimed until that date

Old Man: Jamie Ferreria just gave a six-year old the futucc
Old Man 2: We will make him do it to us

by Lucas Frasca February 1, 2018

Future Baby Daddy

Tshano Young😩 a fine ass mans

Hoe: so who finna be ya future baby daddy
Me: tshano sksksksk

by PASTYBIH May 18, 2018

future steppin'

To make a move in the near future; not at this moment.
To hold off on the current situation

I'm future steppin' to a better thought

by KeezKillah June 2, 2018

Future

This means what will happen later in your stupid horrible life. It can tell you the way you die or if you will Mary that kid Annesa. Maybe I will kill myself with a windex bottle and a spatula.

Example: That kid Gio, his description might say he is immortal but what if he gets hit by a boogie bus, followed by a coal transport train, and lastly a fighter jet, and to top it off with a not so happy Thanos and a gold butt grabber. Future

by Buttsuc December 19, 2018