Dirtying Up The Fridge

Where someone tongue punches a butthole until the poop comes out

“Did you see Johnny dirtying up the fridge on Jeff? It looked like a chocolate fountain after he was done”

by BrerMason February 21, 2025

fridge locust

A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.

Me: puts shopping away in fridge*

Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .

Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *

by B.xtreme March 12, 2018

Fridge Mix

Its a mix of stuff from things one finds in ones fridge
Not a meal in itself but when put together it is big enough

Fridge/cupboard mix

I just ate a bunch of fridge mix & made green tea it's got caffeine but I want it.

by secretbethstuff July 19, 2012

fridge butter

Dried male semin.

"Dude, I see the fridge butter in her hair!"

by Jaydasaur5 September 23, 2017

Fridged

When something is super awesome, or when you or somebody else is in a bad/sticky situation

"This concert is so exciting! I'm fridged!"

"Dude my car broke down, I'm totally fridged!"

by Aimscatt March 18, 2024

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

fridge magnet

someone with a fuck ton of piercings

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet

by Apple bong April 24, 2023