piss flaps

A term used when things don't really go your way. For example, when you're playing a computer game and you get shot JUST before you win, and then you realised you didn't save it.

Originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND)

"PISS FLAPS, I can't believe that bloody guard killed me again!"

by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.

Gary has a hairy chode flap.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

Mouldy Flaps

Description of a female who hasn't had a shower in over two days.

"Damm girl you better have a shower you got the mouldy flaps"

by Wanganuts July 20, 2021

Storm flap

A storm flap is a piece of fabric or other material that is attached to the front of a coat or jacket to cover and protect the main zipper or other fastening. Storm flaps are often found on raincoats and other outerwear, and are designed to help keep water out and keep the wearer warm and dry. They are typically positioned vertically along the front of the coat, and are often secured with buttons, snaps, or other fasteners. Storm flaps can also be found on the back of some coats and jackets, and are used to provide additional protection against wind and rain.

"I was really glad I had a storm flap on my raincoat when I got caught in the downpour on the way to the store. Without it, I might have ended up looking like a drowned rat, which wouldn't have been a great look for my Zoom meeting later. Instead, I arrived at the store looking stylish and ready to grab my groceries in style."

by AsIWalkThroughTheValley December 21, 2022

Flap Dungeon

A morbidly obese woman's vagina.

Close your legs Bethany everyone can see your flap dungeon!

by PseudoWrestler November 7, 2018

Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 22, 2020

yawn flaps

Momentary loss of hearing accompanied by a slight loss of pressure when yawning, causing the sufferer to become temporarily deafened to comments from others.

"What was that Gerald, I didn't quite hear that I had my yawn flaps on"

"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"

by Crystalfairy July 10, 2017