Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jonty promised to help paint Cameron’s house. He never showed up. We made plans saturday to paint and he came up with an excuse why he couldn't show up. Jonty is a flake.

by Camjo February 16, 2022

Thora Flakes

They are marketed as dried fried onions, however they are the dried remains of Thora Hird.

Would you like thora flakes with that?

by Jambodia, King of the toilet people April 26, 2003

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

Flake

Unreliable Kid who tends to ditch on events.

Cameron: "Hey guys I can't come."
Guys: "Why?"
Cameron: "Gotta go to an Abandoned Farm"
Guys: "Why do you always flake on us."

by Barr69 January 13, 2017

Flake

A person who says they will do something or will meet you somewhere but doesn’t show up..

( Text message: )
Friend: heyyy😏
Me: hey
Friend : wanna go to the park later today?😇
Me: yeah sure.. but what park and what time?
Friend: umm how bout the one off ballrode? And how about 3:00😊
Me: umm that’s like half an hour away... and I only have an hour to get ready..
Friend: oh oops oh well see u there 😂
Me: um ok 🤦🏼 ♀️
~~~~~~~~later today~~~~~~~~
Me: where are you?
Friend: ohhh haha I forgot to come!! 😂😂 Can we do a different day I’m busy 😕
Me: 🤬blocked dis flake

by Uwuuuuuu🤦🏼‍♀️🥵 April 30, 2019

Frosted Flake

A temporary/runaway sugar daddy

Comes from frosted meaning sugary and flake meaning inconsistent

I thought I was gonna be able to milk him for at least a year, turns out he's a frosted flake

by EdiblePancake July 29, 2018