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no frosted flakes

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.
by JSKNATION November 16, 2017
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Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.
“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”
by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018
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flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.
I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch
by splat1234 November 8, 2023
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Flake

A person who says they will do something or will meet you somewhere but doesn’t show up..
( Text message: )
Friend: heyyy😏
Me: hey
Friend : wanna go to the park later today?😇
Me: yeah sure.. but what park and what time?
Friend: umm how bout the one off ballrode? And how about 3:00😊
Me: umm that’s like half an hour away... and I only have an hour to get ready..
Friend: oh oops oh well see u there 😂
Me: um ok 🤦🏼 ♀️
~~~~~~~~later today~~~~~~~~
Me: where are you?
Friend: ohhh haha I forgot to come!! 😂😂 Can we do a different day I’m busy 😕
Me: 🤬blocked dis flake
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Flake

Flake mean don’t like, they face not good around you, or moving weird. Like if you see a car riding thru da same hood bout 3 times you gon call that car “flake”
Ay watch that car they moving Flake. Jit a Flake if I see em dats dat
by 305Jitt August 12, 2024
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Flake

Flake
by Moi2 November 8, 2021
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Frosted Flakes

Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.
“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?
by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017
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