Your stepsister a fister

Not to be used playfully. Only use if someone has brought you down to your knees with insults. This is your whole family tree lGBT to the power of 10.

Cole: Your mom gay
Dylan: Your granny tranny
Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Everyone in the path of the word instantaneously falls over with big gay.

by LordDingus May 17, 2018

Ur father a fister

When someone calls your sister a mister. Respond with this

Tony:ursister a mister
James:ur father a fister

by j.r05 May 15, 2018

filbert

The sexual act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a shit (blumkin) in a port-a-potty.

Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."

by TheCompound1341 July 10, 2011

christ fister

A hard rock/metal band created in London outside the Astoria (before the CKY gig) by Christos Athens (drums), Dan Newcastle (Lead singer/guitar) and Joe York (groupie). The bands lyrics are mostly based on religion issues. Hit song: Fuck Judas up the ass (and make the motherfucker bleed). Their logo is a jesus bend over with a fist up his ass.

Christ Fister rule!!!!

by XRIÓôÏS April 1, 2004

Fitter

The Facebook version of Twitter, also known as "status updates". Overruse can lead to Status Fiend and Status Wanker.

Person 1: I'm so sorry to hear your grandmother passed away from AIDS.

Person 2: Where did you hear that?

Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.

by Rand-m June 15, 2009

felter

food and shelter

I'm going to go to the cathedral on uni as I heard they offer felter to homeless wags like I.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 6, 2010

Donkey Fister

The act of fisting one's partner in a donkey like manner (ie. with both fists at the same time)

The donkey fister donkey fisted her last night

by Fistus March 17, 2010