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The best shag ever

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Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch
by Annahisgf May 17, 2020
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First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
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The Best Band Ever

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever
Person 2: “True!”
by weezyweez November 25, 2022
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Way ever

When someone knowingly runs afoul of directions.
Can you give me a hamburger without any cheese? I asked for one without cheese.

Sorry, they all come with cheese.

Way ever!
by Ohio River East October 29, 2021
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Ever-expanding bunker

A world building project that began on the subreddit /r/politicalcompassmemes in 2020 but soon got its own forum (/r/everexpandingbunker) and two separate wikis (on Miraheze and Wikia.) One of the few good things to have come out of Reddit.
The In the universe of the Bunker, a giant transdimensional monster called the Mire made the surface of the earth uninhabitable (the coming of the Mire is called the “Event”), so all of humanity retreated into a 4,000-floor bunker that is constantly being expanded to make room for more inhabitants. A computer governs the entirety of society with an iron fist, and it was programmed to keep humanity alive at all costs. Due to the advancing “Flesh” that consumes all who touch it in the Bunker’s “low levels”, people only venture in the top 500 or so “levels”, and even fewer levels are inhabited. An entity known as “the Bogs” representing man’s greed resides deep below.

BUNKER SOCIETY
Several factions and sects exist within the bunker, like the “Eventists” who believe that the “Event” was a lie or severely exaggerated, worshippers of Ronald McDonald (the “foodclown”), Bogs-worshippers, insane “foom”-addicted “whirlers” who dwell in the darkness of the lower levels, the I.R.O.N. gym dudes, surface-disbelievers, those who believe that humanity will reside in the Bunker forever, among other sects. Some people have also escaped the bunker to live on the Earth’s surface, which is said to be an icy wasteland in some canons and extra-hot in others.
The ever-expanding bunker is a total rabbithole that will keep you up all night and scare the crap out of you.
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 12, 2024
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fab 4 ever

A cocky description popular bitches at school give themselves.
Hey girl, wanna join our fab 4 ever group?”
“Omg Brittany, we are gonna be fab 4 ever.”
by Liv September 30, 2020
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Best person ever

You are the best person ever possum don’t Even try me 😡😡😡
by NO02&3’d February 11, 2021
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