edward

The main character from full metal alchemist.

Look its edward elric!!!

by chickitychick December 21, 2009

Edward Cullen

A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.

Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that?
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.

by Jadelan May 30, 2010

edward hands

In reference to the main character of the Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer. Edward Cullen, a vampire has an unnaturally low body temperature, leaving his hands always cold.

"He went outside in the winter with no gloves on, so now he has edward hands"

by Katrina29 January 6, 2008

Edward Scissorhandjob

A handjob that could be outdone by even Edward Scissorhands himself. A destructive atrocity of a basic sexual maneuver.

Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.

by Harold93 July 20, 2011

Edwards

The act of ejaculating in your sister and screaming "GANG WEED"

Dude did you hear? Jacob pulled off an Edwards!

by hghfhgghg July 26, 2018

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 23, 2023

Edward Cullen

A fictional vampire from the Twlight series. He is apperantly "the perfect guy", so perfect in fact that all girls gain ridiculously high standards after reading about him.

Despite the fact that he is one - fictional, two - the living undead, and three - a creep that will watch girls sleep; girls still want him more and more.

He has the ability to fly, turn others into vampires, sparkle (gay), and apparently steal the girlfriend of a guy with the voted-on title "most amazing boyfriend"

Girl: Listen sweatheart, we need to break up.
Guy: Wait why? You just said that I was the most amazing boyfriend that you've ever had. Your friends even voted on it.
Girl: You are...
Guy: Then why do you want to break uo? Is there another guy?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: ...
Girl: You see, you're here *raises hand up to forehead-level* but, Edward Cullen is up here *raises other hand about 2 inches higher*.
Guy: ... Wait are you really dumping me because of a fictional vampire?
Girl: Yes...

by EdwardCullenMustDie December 15, 2009